WTH Kim K? Learn to dress your curvy body!

I told myself I'd never do a Kim K post, but here we are...

After seeing this photo of her this morning, I thought, "What the hell is she trying to do?"

This sheer mesh body suit, bra exposed, with 8 sizes too small sheer maxi skirt is not a good look. On anyone. 

Is Kim trying to go the Bai Ling route and wear things so bizarre and unflattering that it will guarantee that she is photographed and will get press?

Or is it that she's wanting to push the image that even though she's had a baby she can still be a sex symbol? 

This givenchy dress, which was "made especially for her"... Although we can see the runway version of it below... Is not a good fit or silhouette for her. and with the tuxedo jacket over top? Why would she do that? If you're going to show off 99% of the goods, you might as well give us the full side-boob too.

 Here's the dress on the runway. Plus, who is the 6'6'' guy that let her borrow that tux jacket that is longer than a lot of skirts she's worn in the past?

No one is disputing that she is a beautiful woman. That's obvious. And she has a KILLER body. But we all know it. So she doesn't need to show every square inch of it every time she does a red carpet appearance.

This bustier top and skirt does not fit her. You can see on the top the opaque panel is supposed to fit the entire front of the bodice, and it's not. Don't be afraid to go up a size, Kim. Plus the cups runneth over with her Amazing jugs, a better fitting (larger) top would make her chest look even better!

And this penchant for sheer just has to go. Entire bra out? Why? Is it for easy access nursing of her new daughter? If that was the case, i'd give her a pass, but I'm betting it's not.

 Let's see some gorgeously curvy celebs that ACTUALLY KNOW how to dress for their beautiful bodies:

1. Salma Hayek

This fit is on point. The waist hits exactly where it should. The top is cut to accommodate her ample chest. It is not too tight. Perfection

2. Christina Hendricks

Bright fun color, amazing shape, NOT TOO TIGHT, FABRIC IS NOT PULLING ANYWHERE.

3. Elizabeth Taylor

Draping to perfection. Ass & Titties highlighted, not garishly displayed as if on a platter.

4. Marilyn Monroe

And the grand dame of all, Marilyn.

So the lesson is, Kim, that you have 10 babillion dollars at your disposal, make them work for you. Dress your gorgeous self to accentuate what glorious gifts you've been given. 

Or be forever doomed to spend the rest of your days known as the richest, worst dressed person on earth.... Well, other than Britney Spears...